There are so many things in life we actually never think exist. Companies that exist solely to verify the details that people provided when applying for jobs, for example. I’m temporarily working for one of these while I’m still searching for a permanent position.
My job is to verify Employment History from candidates for jobs in big financial corporations.
From this I’m getting some funny stories, as it is my style to do wherever I am.
The best story was when I called a fashion store. I don’t want to put the name of the company here, so let’s say I called Fashion. It is a big company with stores all over Australia.
Imagined I called “Fashion” and asked for payroll or HR.
The sales girl – that sounded very young and was screaming against a loud music background – answered me promptly:
– THIS IS FASHION, NOT PAYROLL!!! YOU CALLED THE WRONG COMPANY!
I couldn’t stop laughing for half an hour.
Another detail I noticed is the latest trends on “firing people” vocabulary, my favourite of all times is “retrenched”. To have been “made redundant” is already old. People are now “retrenched”. I think as you really can’t say what it means you will not feel that you were fired. HR departments have all this psychology behind what they write in your files…
I don’t think it makes a lot of difference when we are out of a job the name they gave to our “disconnection” but well, it’s funny to see how they are so creative.
Another interesting set of special names I just found out is that I started to find some positions as being: 2IC, 1IC, 3IC… I had no idea what they meant. I discovered it is very simple: Second In Command! First or Third In Command! So funny!
(Orble Votes: 66)
Flyer of Ritmo – Brazilian Festival in Sydney 2009
“Ritmo” means “rhythm” and it is the name for this Brazilian Cultural celebration, an initiative of BraCCA, Brazilian Community Council of Australia. The event has been happening since 2001 and this is its ninth edition, it was created as part of the celebration of Brazil’s 500 years anniversary. Ritmo Brazilian Festival is scheduled for the 20th September 2009 at Tumbalong Park in Darling Harbour, one of Sydney’s most breathtaking sites. This event is so important that it has a date kept in reserve in Sydney’s calendar every year.
Attendees are entertained with the range of activities, involving music, dance and food. Starting at 11 am RITMO is a major showcase of Brazilian culture in Australia and also the most important event for the Brazilian community in the country. Ritmo is sponsored by several companies such as Sagatiba, LAN, Real Transfer, Sydney Foreshore Authority e o General Consulate of Brazil that believe in the continuous success of the festival.
The expectation is for 27,000 participants this year, seven thousand more than the record number achieved in 2008. BraCCA has plans to have an important event in 2010 to marc it’s 10 years of existance. The big success of this festival is due to the charismatic ways of the Brazilian people and the diversity of presentations such as Capoeira, Samba, Axé, Pagode, other traditional dances from Northeast and Brazilian popular music performances.
Great artists are confirmed with the special participation of Gianne Abbott, Brazilian dancer among the top 10 on “So You Think You Can Dance 2009” TV Series from Channel 10; also Latin Dance Australia; Umbela Brasil and Brazilian Latin Dance Company will shine uppon Ritmo’s stage. The bands Samba Austrália; Pisa na Fulo; Ziggy & Wild Drums and Performing Brazil will bring great music.
This is an opportunity to try the best of the Brazilian food and drinks, like Feijoada, a traditional Brazilian dish made with black beans, pork and sausages and eaten with rice. Brazilian cuisine is a mixture of exotic ingredients with a hint of passion. At Ritmo there will be an array of exquisite flavours to be tasted.
People can learn the true meaning of the word Ginga with the amazing display of acrobatic movements from Capoeira, an African-Brazilian style of martial arts. With Capoeira Brazil; Capoeira Abada and Capoeira Aruanda you will discover why Samba is famous worldwide. During the day you will also see arts and crafts from all over Brazil. It is a place to bring a picnic rug, slather on the sunscreen, sit back, enjoy the show and have a fun day out. The entrance is free!
It is a day to join the nation that introduced Samba to the world for a time filled with its joys and colours, live music and dancing. An occasion to share the tolerant and harmonic atmosphere when the Brazilian people join the Australian multiculturalism, sharing what is their best with all other cultures.
Summary: Ritmo – Brazilian Festival:
20th September 2009
Tumbalong Park – Darling Harbour
Sydney – NSW – Australia
From 11am to 6pm
Food: Try popular foods Feijoada, Pastel e Coxinha, Churros, Churrasco and Popcorn & Guaraná
Caipirinha Bar: Enjoy Brazil’s favourite cocktail and learn how to make it
– Samba Australia
– Pisa na Fulo
– Ziggy and Wild Drums
– Performing Brazil
– Gianne Abbott
– Latin Dance Australia
– Umbela Brasil
– Brazilian Latin Dance Company
– Capoeira Brazil
– Capoeira Abada
– Capoeira Aruanda
Sagatiba, LAN, Real Transfer, Sydney Foreshore Authority e o Consulado Geral do Brasil
Further information: email@example.com
BraCCA – Brazilian Community Council of Australia
BraCCA is a non-profit organisation located in Sydney, NSW, Australia, with the main purposes of promoting the Brazilian Culture, representing the needs of the Brazilian Community to government both in Brazil and Australia; to further motivate the cultural interchange and relations between Brazil and Australia.
Hut 45A 142 Addison Road, Marrickville NSW 2204
Phone: (02) 9560-6866
(Orble Votes: 75)
There are a number of varieties of side dishes in Brazilian cooking, each region holds their own.
Here are a few that are all time favourites of mine.
Palm heart salads are very tasty and very light, if I could do a diet eating just that and fresh asparagus I would be happy for a long time even on diet! They don’t even need seasoning but they are awesome with some olive oil and salt.
Deep fried bananas are delicious with red meat.
Deep fried zucchinis are delicious with anything.
Then you have polenta from Italian’s influences.
My tummy smiles just to think about it!
(Orble Votes: 52)
I just have to wait for the ceremony to make the pledge now…
I’m an official Aussielian (Aussie Brazilian)!
I arrived in Sydney in September 2003 and on the second day I knew this was the place I wanted to live at. I felt the feeling of “I have arrived. I’m home”. Since then I have left here a few times and upon each return it all comes back: the tears in my eyes, the certainty that this is my place, my life and it burns inside me a deep love for it.
I will always carry my Brazilian roots proudly, my rhythm, my smile, my dance and outgoing ways, will display the best of my mother’s culture. I will want to visit and go back a few times too. But I have been born an alien there to find myself here.
As I will pledge shortly, my soul goes to Australia and its people, its multiculturalism with tolerance and organization. And to all the dreams I have realised and the ones that are coming now…
Beijos to all Australians and Aussielians!
(Orble Votes: 113)
Putting my Coffee Quotes together has made me happy and light. They remind me how I feel every morning: hopeful of a great day, then I have no other option then having an inspiring day. Here is my chosen from this series: “Coffee is the Sunrise of the Brain!”
This is a continuation of two other posts:
Coffee after a long weekend is like a powerful reminder of good times, the aroma bring flashbacks of other coffees and sends you to the present and future with a light beat in your heart …
Drinking good Coffee is like tapping into an endless font of energy…
Coffee in the morning is like a nice hug, it warms you up…
Tasting a good coffee is like surfing in good feelings…
Real coffee is like that: like real life…
Coffee makes taste buds act like little kids in a candy store, leaping and screaming YEY!!!
Good coffee in the morning makes me laugh like a little kid being tickled.
Coffee goes well with everything, any day, any how… specially Friday morning.
A cup of coffee in the morning is like meeting a dear friend you haven’t seen for some time…
Coffee is that 5 min break that gets your brain into gear so you can launch into activity!
Coffee makes your brain go teenager and “ROTFLUTS” (roll on the floor laughing, unable to speak).
Coffee and chocolate the stuff that dreams come from…
Coffee on a cold morning is making your taste buds feel like children in a candy store… happy happy happy!
Coffee is a good reminder that life is good.
Coffee is like endorphins, it can make you glow…
By only mentioning it I can already smell it: coffee! Can’t you?
I believe in special days as well as special coffees…
Have a great, awesome, inspiring, delicious, full Moon Friday! Coffee makes your brain say: “I’m ALIVE!!!”
Coffee & mornings: an eternal love affair…
Some days you are so sleepy you don’t want to drink your coffee, you want to chew it up! Thank God for coffee every morning!
Coffee sends liquid energy through the veins and you feel like running 100 k or attacking the same length of mathematical problems… A bit less maybe?
Cold morning Sunshine good Coffee Friday = a perfect day… All that chocolate = Heaven!
Nothing like tasty Coffee to make you ready for the week ride!
Coffee makes you remember how alive you are and forget what doesn’t matter. It’s a sip into the future…
Coffee gives you energy to travel in body or mind and to explore new thoughts or lands…
Coffee is like a productivity machine: it goes in, ideas and activities come out!
Coffee has the power to bring the future to you, as soon as it gets into your gut you start doing things today that were planned for tomorrow…
Coffee gets you ready for life’s trip, either mental or real, anywhere, anyhow…
Coffee is like the internet: You can connect to the world through the net, coffee connects your brain to life!
Nothing like coffee, cream and friends to make your life good.
Coffee can help you go way beyond your limits… you feel like you can conquer the world !
Coffee can get your mind out of the rain, into the sun, sailing the vast world.
Coffee can always remind you of good moments with friends, it doesn’t matter if they are close or far…
Coffee can make you feel like a pagan god… full of power!
Coffee can make you travel around the world in a thought!
Coffee is the answer for a productive day after a productive weekend!
Quick coffee is like quick thinking: pure energy!
Enjoying your morning coffee is living in the present, taking the most from the moment, benefiting profoundly from an opportunity; therefore coffee is like spirituality and business strategies in a cup!
Coffee is great to warm up the heart and the brain!
Outdoors coffee on a sunny day is the perfect way to start a week. Enjoy the sun on your face, close your eyes, breathe deeply and feel the goodness spreading to your whole body!
Strong black coffee is like having a loud voice in your brain screaming: WAKE UP! : – ) it works!!!
A good morning should always start with good coffee and maybe a chocolate or two
After a lovely cup of coffee there is no other option: you have to have a great day!
Coffee can transform your day as you can transform you life with a thought!
Coffee is the paradise of the senses!
Black coffee is the food for extraordinary thoughts in a powerful mind.
During a nice stretch of flat path I was thinking about the perfect man. Forget flowers and chocolate, smiles, Champaign and even sex. For me, the perfect man (on that night) would be the one that would give me a bath, carry me to bed, massage me all over, feed me pizza, brush my teeth for me, bring me a painkiller and let me sleep 24 hours. That is why it is so hard to find the perfect man, depending on how you feel or what you do he has to be a completely different person!
Then came the dark. We found this nice fire truck track, large, flat, reasonably dry and short. There was only 1.5 km to go and we thought we would make it in 15 min, but soon after we thought it the bush trail was back with all the ups and downs and the night. Fortunately two of the girls had brought their walking lights. If you told me I would have to walk in the middle of the bush at night with just too little lights and four other girls a week ago, I would have told you in a charming phrase: NO F%$#$@$@$%$# WAY!
When it happened I didn’t even feel scared. So tired… so much pain in my knees and legs… there was no space for fear, except when we thought the dogs were coming. We saw the fabled lights at the end of the trail. It was a house from where we heard some mean dogs barking, they sounded like Rottweilers. A minute after something moved in the bushes. We thought the dogs were out and coming to get us. I’m glad to say it was probably some wallaby or something that was running away from us, not toward us.
And just then we found civilization!!! We still had to walk another four blocks to the car. Then smelly bliss…
– I can smell myself!
It was a disgusting smell. An overpowering mixture of sweat, mud, urine and all those bodily smells you get after too much exercise. My own smell was so strong I couldn’t even feel the others so I hoped their own smells were overpowering them so they could not smell mine.
We rode in silence, a blissful, tired, happy, silence. We did it, it seemed to say. We felt brave, powerful, determined and happy. But I felt happier then them… I am sooooo happy I’m not doing the 100km !
The dayssss after were pure hell. I could barely walk, although I had energy I had to walk with bent knees. The first day after I was walking like a mammoth, dragging my feet. Used the lifts with all the old ladies, but had to climb stairs in Redfern.
It was an “ouch” per step with me using the handrails as lifelines – without them I wouldn’t have done it.
The second day after was still made of pain, the knees felt a bit better but the muscles… oh my God! It was the old penguin day walking… old and decrepit penguin walk.
On the third day after I had been converted to a new and young penguin. But a penguin none the less.
Only on Friday I was truly recovered. About nature all I can think is: f@#@$ nature I don’t wanna see any for a long long long time!
(Orble Votes: 59)